amtrax:

ardatli:

space-is-out-there:

zebcuson:

cool-ghoul:

raiseyourweapon:

uncle-billy-offical:

One of my favorite scenes from Letterkenny

This show hurts my brain

Can’t blame you, it’s like a shakespearian comedy about nothing, sped up, with the Middle English replaced by equally obfuscatory Albertan slang.

Excuse you that ain’t Albertan that’s the wrong coast. It’s Ontario slang.

DO YOU WANNA GET STRIKED

NEITHER ONTARIO NOR ALBERTA ARE ON A COAST WHUT

“You’re a C-Hair away from gettin’ C-Suckin’ socked, good buddy.”

(via probablyoffline)

unclefather:

(via unclefather)

bumblebee-pd:

*walks into pharmacy*

hello yes i would like to purchase 1 mental health please 

(via nosebacon)

softbutchtaako:

softbutchtaako:

hey guys i was in a victorian-era house today and does anyone want to see the most viscerally upsetting santa claus i have ever seen with my eyeballs

great now it’s not my fault

M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S C H I D D L E R S

(via nosebacon)

the-eleventh-lady:

post–grad:

post–grad:

i am absolutely dragging myself through grading my last 6 papers, it is 9:30pm, and one of my favorite students has just used the phrase “Satan and his Gucci gang” in his milton essay

Give Hector an A

(via technicolor-kiss-deactivated202)

yourstrulys:

Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?
Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

(via wwatlirry-deactivated20210319)